3 Ergebnisse.

Dark Room. No Lights. A fish. In a tuxedo. *** James Pond is flailing around on a table bound by ropes. *** Pond: Face me, you coward named Bozo! *** Pond heard footsteps coming from the hallway. *** Unknown: Zat pickle zandwich vas delicious! Unknown: Yes, That place has ze best pickle sauce! I can eat zat pickle zandwich all day. *** Pond scowls in disgust. I mean, everyone knows you're supposed to eat the pickle, then the sandwich!

In this book, we have (sorta) serious things, like nuclear bombs, tanks, and really not serious things like Russian Elmo and Farting Cats. Well, I need to tell you about the story. When Elijah's little brother Abe gets kidnapped, Elijah embarks on a journey to rescue him before it's too late (he doesn't actually know if there's a time limit or not). Then, he basically tries not to get killed while rescuing Abraham (Abe) Cohen, who seems to no...

This story follows a bunch of foods that have no idea what they're doing. For example, there is one psychopathic moldy pizza named The Big Bad Bitter Mr. Mold whose goal is to kill everyone and make sure that everyone is under control of mold. Can the foods fend off the giant pizza to save their kitchen from moldy apocalypse? I have no idea! Stuff happens. And... people die. *** Dark story, man.